September 29th, 2008 deto
What a bunch of crap! One cannot be overdressed, that term was just made up by people without taste for fashion. Seriously can you dress yourself in a too good way? - No you can’t!
You can be dressed unsuitable depending on the occasion and your personal favor, yes. But please refrain from using the term overdressed. I see so many fashion-crimes by just walking down the street, hell I would wish that some would dress up in a modest and fancy way. But that is just too much, some people just don’t know how to dress up. Here are some basic things to remember for both boys and girls.
Guys:
- Get rid of this ridicilous anchor-size, shiny, golden blang-blang
- Pants do not go into your socks. No… just NO!
- Underpants have their name for something, because they go UNDER your damn regular pants! /facepalm
- Low-rider pants… What crime could you do with those? Everything, you just couln’t run away. FUGLY
- Belt, a terrific invention to keep your pants in place.(in place = not below your ass)
- XXL Pants, well I understand that 80% of those that are wearing them need to hide something…
- XXL Shirts/Sweatshirts, are you trying to setup a circus tent or something?
- Caps, they go off indoors oh and pull it down and bend the cardboard part. Or is it too challenging?
- Sneakers, might aswell wanna tie them and furthermore LIFT YOUR M..F*… FEET!
Gals:
- Shoes, even tho you seem to have countless… Why always the moonboots? WHY?!
- Stockings… Something amazing in a bedroom or if you only see very little of them. Stockings+Miniskirt+Moonboots = EPIC FAIL
- Miniskirt, well if you got the body it might be ok but if you need a 2nd cherry-chopstick its just wrong. No matter what!
- Baring the midriff, again if you got the body - I’m all game, but if not… BLOODY HELL I GIVE YOU MONEY FOR BIG ENOUGH SHIRTS!
- Bra, I love them, and you girls should wear them. Please for the love of god, wear them! Don’t go Katie Holmes on me.
- Hair, do something with it - and if it is just a pony-tail. Better than oily ugly hair, uncombed and unwashed.
- Low-rider pants and visible thong: Something to learn - less is sometimes more that also go for seeing less underwear. Seeing just a veeeeery little part of the thong as “teaser” _can_ look good (given the body) but if you pull your underwear up to under your arms you can just give out invitation and write “20 bucks” on your shirt. If you want to play it save, play it decent.
In the end decent style > slutty style. So long,
Di
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August 4th, 2008 deto
Blizzard sticks to their initial art design for Diablo3, leaving alot of die hard fans pretty disappointed. But lets have a closer look at what is currently going down.
Claim: Diablo3 is too colorful
D: Blizz has given us Diablo1 and Diablo2, the first of which was rather dark since basicly during the whole game you were inside a dungeon fighting your way down. Diablo2 seemed much more alive, you had full green fields, bright yellow/brownish deserts and nobody complained, in fact everyone was excited to see different locations. Now with Diablo3 there is a big bunch of people trying to tell Blizz how to make their game. We have trusted them with D1 and D2, we can’t we trust them once more? If you don’t like it, don’t buy it - it is THAT simple!
Claim: Blizz doesn’t care for the fans only their wallets
D: Once again, if you don’t agree with the way how Blizz creates their game, then don’t buy it. Nobody tells you to do it, all up to you. That claim is pretty stupid, there are thousands of fans out there, Blizz can’t grant and shouldn’t listen to everyone. Suddenly everyone is a game designer and has way better ideas than the guys working for Blizzard Entertainment. Funny really, all they do is bitch and moan and in the end they buy the game anyway and are excited and can’t stop playing.
Claim: D3 has too much WOW influence
D: It is natural that an upcoming game may have similarities to an already existing game from the same company. Of course D3 will be influenced by WOW, but is that so bad? WOW is a very successful game and some idea might be very suitable for Diablo3. Did anyone complain to ID that Gears of War has too much Unreal or Quake influence? No one has and the game turned out brilliant. Just like Diablo3 will, so why don’t we lean back, enjoy the progress and wait till we are able to play it ourselves?
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August 2nd, 2008 deto
Hey guys n gals! I know it has been a while but what the hell I mean you’ve got to cut me some slack here I was busy travelling the world and had lotsa fun, so screw you xD no seriously … if you want to talk to the maniac every once in a while, feel free to join the detolicious.com ventrilo server.
IP: 83.142.86.31
Port: 10972
Password: snake
now…. uhm….. enjoy weekend?
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July 7th, 2008 deto
Diablo3 has been announced about 1 week ago and there is already a 19minute gameplay movie available on www.diablo3.com aswell as a Teaser Trailer.
Taking a closer look at the game and the FAQ we heard some very interesting things. The terror will claim people and won’t sto, it’s first victim Deckard Cain, the old grump that basicly lead us through Diablo2. What does victim mean? Is he being haunted by bad dreams, does he forsee the things to come or will he be the host for the reincarnation of evil itself? Speculations have been unleased in all areas, which known NPC’s will we come across in Diablo3, which classes will further be announced?
I personally look forward to see the following things in Diablo3
Enemies: (*UPDATE)
[SPECULATION]
Azmodan (Lord of Sins)
Belial (Lord of Lies)
Both are considered lesser evils unlike Diablo, Mephisto and Baal. However I’m sure they will play a major rolein the upcoming spectacle
[SPECULATION]
NPC’s: (*UPDATE)
Deckard Cain: Already announced and mentioned as victim of the terror!
Tyrael: Seen on the original website, he will sure be a very important character, may it be for the good or evil. I’m not yet sure what to think, he is either guarding us like in Diablo2 or he went absolutely crazy after destroying the world stone, maybe he was banished from high heaven for doing so and giving the evil a way to invade the world of the living. It is sure going to be interesting!
Imperius: There are some heavy speculations going on that the artwork of an angel seemingly to be Tyrael is in fact Imperius, another Archangel and former member of the Council of angels. He was imprisoned and disfigured by Mephisto and might be the true threat to the Sanctuary in D3. However nothing is confirmed yet (UPDATE*)
[SPECULATION]
Akara - The old woman asking us to help her in Diablo2, 1st act. I’m sure we can help her in Diablo3 again.
Charsi - The helpful blacksmith from 1st Act, I want to have my stuff repaired by her.
Warriv - Caravan owner that brought us to the east in D2, I bet he’s back in D3 to give us a ride.
Jerhyn - Leader of Lut Gholein, we cleansed his Palace 20 years back, he might remember us after all.
Meshif - On his vessel we sailed straight to Act3, he might play captain again in D3.
Asheara - Iron Wolves leader figure, guess the mercenary survived the 20 years.
Natalya - The infosource in Act3 if you bothered asking, she sure plays a bigger role this time with all her knowledge.
Ormus - Ol’ wise man, someone like him must have made it through the time.
Jamella - I so want to gable again with her like I did in Act4.
Anya - The young girl we rescued in Act5, in D3 she will probably be grieving Malahs death but help us non-the-less.
Larzuk - Maybe together with Charsi having their smithy repairing all kind of stuff and socket our killing-tools.
[SPECULATION]
Classes:
BARBARIAN (officially announced)
Notable skills: Battlecries, Whilwind, Jump
Short word: We know most moves from Diablo2 already and we will most likely see a handful of new skills of this damage dealing class. He looks alot like the barb from Diablo2 just 20 years older, but he seems to have lost nothing of his further strength! Heads will roll!
WITCH DOCTOR (officially announced)
Notable skills: Firebomb, Summoning, Confusion, Fear
Short word: To me the WD seems like a mix of Sorc (fire spells) and Necro (disease spells), also the summoning minions reminds me of the necro. I mentioned Sorc altho he’s far from an arcane class, closer to a Druid or Shaman he works with pots to conjure his effects and spells. A sure interesting and new class.
PALADIN? (speculation!)
Notable skills: Auras?
Short word: Acting as some kind of tank class with party enhancing auras he will use heavenly power to vanquish evil on his divine way. I hope to have him along on the dark road ahead of us.
MAGICIAN? (speculation!)
Notable skills: Ice, water and arcane spells?
Short word: There is no typical arcane class yet so a sorcerer might aswell be part of the characters to choose. Focusing on arcane spells and mastering the elements of ice and water.
ROGUE? (speculation!)
Notable skills: Long distance attacks with bow and throwing knives
Short word: A mix of Amazone and Assassin using weapons such as bow, crossbow, fist weapons, daggers and assassinations skills, playing with poison and razorsharp hidden blades creating illusions to overcome the enemy. Not to forget the only non-magic long distance attack class.
I keep you updated on latest even on Diablo3 of course and if you are not to lazy, go and have a look yourself.
PS: All those jackasses bitching about Diablo3 looking alot like World of Warcraft, please get a life! OMG THEY’RE LIEK UZING THEM SAME TEXTURES! Hey, lets remove everything from future games that has been there already, leaving us as almost nothing. These accusations at this stadium of the game are just plain retarded and out of place.
I look forward to Diablo3, estimated release date reaches from December 2008 to mid 2009. Go Blizzlings!
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June 26th, 2008 deto
I was called Sir today, way to boost your ego! I must say I do feel a bit taller now and my chest is swelling!
AMAZING!
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June 16th, 2008 deto
1. Smoking prevents laugh lines.
An english survey found out that smoking prevents from laugh lines. Isn’t there anything more stupid than to grin and giggle like an idiot for no apparent reason?
2. No old age poverty as smoker
A survey from the Max Planck Institute in Munich, Germany states that smoker have a shorter lifespan in general. Good news you won’t have to think about your fundings when you’re old. Live on…. while you can that is.
3. Smoking increases agility
It’s true, we all know that bones are heavy and since smoking leads to bone reduction you will become more agile the longer you smoke
4. Never ever “Bad Hair Day”
Smoking leads to hair loss but who needs them anyway you are complaning anyway about having to comb them and about them looking bad without gel and stuff. Being bald is sure a plus.
5. A smoke as child regulation
Smokers tend to become impotent if they smoke too much so you don’t have to worry about all the other prevention methods. Just enjoy yourself and go wild…
6. Meet new people every day
Those who smoke are more likely to forget stuff according to a survey. This way you are able to meet new people every day. Doesn’t that sound exciting?
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June 16th, 2008 deto
You know the feeling when you go shopping and you somehow know even though there are like 3 lines where you can pay for all your stuff you’ll end up in the line that proceeds slowest?
Why is that so?
Are our instincts fooling us and lead us there on purpose to have a good laug in the end? Hell no, they are in the same either crappy or quite sexy looking boat a.k.a. your body. Could it be the typical human way of trying to prevail and last longest? Haha, good joke, humans try to last longest. Natural selection is responsible for thousands of deaths throughout the year because some individuals of the human race are too damn stupid to not lean over the handrail, step back when a high speed train comes in, or apply the breaks when the lights on the intersection switch to red.
It’s one thing… plain bad luck! The line looks shortest and the guy or hag that is about to pay dumbest. So they will eventually run out of money and try to use their plastic money, the credit card that is - the joy and misery of the 21st century (rhymes pretty well, someone make a song!). So, they put in the card to pay for their salad, chocolate bar, window cleaner and bottle of horrible tasting wine - all for $29.35 - WHAT THE F.. FIDDLE - seriously, who enters a store, buys crap just to freakin realise that they have not enough funds to pay up, preferably when they are standing in front of the lady that states the price. But that is not enough of course those nutcases forget their pin number and with the third attempt they get it right, now everyone looks weird at you when yelling “JACKPOT!” from far behind, but I do it anyway just for the fun of the situation. You lost approximately 6 and a half minutes to a complete moron. Here you stand now praying that you are out of there in a matter of seconds - but - yes there is more, the next dude grabs for his purse, opens up, reaches for the $50 bill - you are about to cheer and scream “DO IT! You can make it!” - puts it back in, opens the lid that leads to the cents and pennies and starts to dig in with his sausage fingers and brings up shiny little metal pieces. This is exactly the point where I wish I was standing in a weapons shop, or at least brought a frying pan with me to beat the living out of that FLOWER. 17 minutes later you breath fresh air and curse all those people without knowing that this will happen to you again… next week… the same place… YOU ARE DOOMED!
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June 6th, 2008 deto
Good Idea: Say the following line to a German soccer fan: “Hey, what does a Dutch guy do when he wins the european championship? - He shuts down his Playstation.”
Bad Idea: Say the same exact thing to a Dutch soccer fan
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June 4th, 2008 deto
Solid as usual and expected since Schandmaul have successfully showed in the past what they’re able to do. The CD sounds exactly how it should and it is very enjoyable to listen to the lyrics and the little stories that are told (a requirement is to understand German tho). The melodic rythms raise the delight for more and here it is to be said that if you haven’t heard their old songs, you should do that - You won’t regret it.
Even tho Anderswelt is not their best CD it is still a very solid performance and its amazing to see the band sticking to their style.
*thumbs up*
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May 23rd, 2008 deto
Long have I been looking for the best pick up line for this year but only one could make the race. Because in order to find the best each and every pick up line had to undergo a series of tests. Most important factor for every line was its success in the field. There the frontrunner solidified in a very early state, whereas others kept failing it showed a 100% accuracy. Now to not rise the curiosity any higher, I present you “The Best Pick Up Line 2008″
“Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
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